just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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