I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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