The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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