We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
My vagina is very pro this idea
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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