Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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