I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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