She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
