just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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