What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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