We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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