Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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