i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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