Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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