You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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