quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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