I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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