First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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