did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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