I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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