Quick, to the slutcave!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize