Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I accidentally burped into my bong.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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