I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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