So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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