Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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