Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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