; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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