What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
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