She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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