seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
fuck your aforementioned shoe
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Two words: blizzard sex
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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