But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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