How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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