you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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