Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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