Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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