if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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