I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
