East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
they need to just BURY HIM!
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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