i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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