how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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