Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
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he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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