So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
either way he was missing a nipple.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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