quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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