Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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