I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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