I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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