sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
now i know why i became what i already was.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
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He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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