youre lurking in front of me
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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