We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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