I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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