Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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