Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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