We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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