just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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