So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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