So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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