David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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