Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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